Hey Weston, are you sure you have everything you need before we leave? You bet: socks and shoes- yep. Safari hat- check. Shirt with a monkey face on it- got it. Let's go!
Dad: "Hey Weston, did you know The Missouri River is a tributary of the Mississippi River. The Missouri begins in Montana and flows into the Mississippi near St. Louis. It's 2,341 miles long." Weston: "I think I have sand in my diaper."